You park like an a-hole

By Tim Wayne  

I love this website.

The idea is simple: if someone parks like an a-hole, you snap a picture of their car and send it to You park like an Then you print out the PDF from their site and slip it under the a-hole's windshield wiper.

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  1. Posted February 5, 2007 at 3:17 am | Permalink
  2. Posted February 5, 2007 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    This is the best idea ever!

  3. Posted February 5, 2007 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    My question is, how are we going to print it in time for said a-hole. I don't have a laptop printer, so it kind of makes that hard.

  4. Posted February 5, 2007 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    Ah, easy answer: print up ten of them right now and stick them in your glovebox. If you see an a-hole parker and you happen to have your camera with you, then pull a copy out of your glovebox, snap a pic, check the box, slip it under and dash away. :-)

  5. Posted February 5, 2007 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    People who park like that care way too much about their cars. In fact, material possessions should not be considered so important. People who do park like that, often get their precious cars KEYED. So the Tao is kept in balance. Ohmmmmm…..

  6. Posted February 5, 2007 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    hey you can still slip that under the wiper w/o taking a pic — good for gettin people nervous.

  7. Posted February 7, 2007 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    I prefer the ol' banana in the tailpipe or the always funny JB Welded Whistle tip. This should also be used to get those people on your block that always have the same "spot". Assholes.

  8. Posted February 7, 2007 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    I googled JB Welded Whistle tip but came up empty. Some sort of glue?

  9. Posted February 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    I should have been more precise. JB weld is a type of superhuman superglue. It works really, really well on metal. Give em' hell my friend.