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I cannot freakin' believe I did not go to this

I cannot freakin' believe I did not go to this. I knew about it. I was lying on the bed and HP and we were like,

Should we go?
No, I'm tired.
Me too. But… zombies! it's gonna be cool!
No, it's gonna be stupid.
But you like zombies too!
It's probably renaissance faire people.
Hmmm… yeah, you're right.
I've had enough of those.
Yeah, me too.  … but… but… it might be fun!
Ugh. You know it's gonna be dumb.
Well, probably. But it might not be.

Here, let's get stoned first.

…and that's all she wrote. We didn't get off the bed until 5PM. I think we watched cartoons or something.  Or maybe we went shopping. I seem to remember eating marshmallow pies by a fountain but the memory is dim.

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Saturday afternoon zombie attack

A friend sent me this and it is absolutely legit:

So, check out http://www.eatbrains.com/  for all the oozing, coagulating details.

You have to admit, this sounds pretty fucking hilarious:

The details: Saturday, Aug 19th, zombies will be storming the corner of Market and Sansome at 2:30. We will then walk/limp/crawl to Powell Station by 3:00. There will be a big massacre on Powell between Market and O'Farrel. We'll Pick up stragglers at Union Square by 3:30. See the Map

How to participate: Plant yourself somewhere along our route. Show up in plain clothes minus anything of value. Wear a small piece of duct tape (or similar) clearly visible on your torso. Attract our attention somehow. (screaming "aaaiiieeee! zombies!" is good for this). We will attack you, cover you with blood, shred your clothes, and slip you a makeup kit so you can create new zombies. If you want to show up already in zombie gear, great. Just join the mob at any time.

Check out the VIDEO from last year. WOW. By the end there's like fifty nerds!  I totally want to go do this today but HP refuses. He's such an anti-nerd.

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Pinky, Part III

This is the third (and final) Pinky video. In this video we learn that Pinky has a restraining order filed against her by Kevin's fiancee and that the local fuzz are well aware of the order. This came up when we spotted a black and white flipping a u-turn on Great Highway back towards the three of us. Pinky, not wanting any trouble, flees the vicinity.  The video ends abruptly there.  What's not on the video is Pinky sprinting up Sloat two blocks, running up to a random car, jumping in and the car taking off. (weird)

Note: My roommate Bryan told me that the video is practically inaudible (to him).  Is this is the case for you? I can transcribe the conversation (mostly from memory!) but it's work.  If I get enough requests (via comments) then I will go through the effort.

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Pinky, Part 2

(Pinky part one here)

Here, Pinky discusses Kevin's (Costner) feelings* for her, how Kevin told her he keeps track of her and if he breaks up with Christine then he will be able to find Pinky to get back together. Also, Pinky confesses worry for how Kevin has gained weight due to Christine's unhappy influence in Kevin's life.

(* – I haven't exactly been able to verify this with anyone not completely insane)

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Haight Street Parking Argument

I was on my morning walk with HP and this happened right in front of us, right outside Amoeba Records.  

NOTE: in case it ain't clear, the cracker is saving a parking space for his hobo friend who is almost there (probably for their live-in van); this black dude wants the spot for his truck, but the hobo cracker won't move.  The clip starts right after the black dude jumps out of his car because the cracker won't move.

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Pinky the Clown (part 1)

My friend Patrick, my S.O. Alex and I were walking down at the beach when we were approached by a clown, Pinky, who joined us on our walk. She told us many interesting tales. She is secretly carrying on an affair with Kevin Costner*.

In this video, Pinky discusses a party she attended. Also in attendance were Kevin Costner and his fiancee.

(* – I haven't exactly been able to verify this with anyone not completely insane)

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